Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho.

Arz kiya hai…..
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

Pathan:Yar aj tabyat thik nahi, Har chez double nazar arahi hai.
Sardar:(1000 ka note agay kartay hoe)Ye lay wo 2000 jo last wk main ne lye thay

PATHAN Train Ki Patri Per So Giya . 1 Admi Bola Kiya Ker Rahay Ho Train Aa Gai To Mar Jaoge . PATHAN Mere Uper Say Jahaz Guzar Giya To Kuch Nahi Huwa to Rail Kia Cheez Hai